Your books are your friends.– my father’s voice is ringing in my head (via ihavetoomuchworktodo)
Anonymous asked: I'm in a majority white school and today, my classmate told us that she doesn't have a TV. A white girl said "Haha you're an african"! I told her there are televisions in Africa. But i'm so f*cking angry! I love being african but i'm tired of white people's stupid comments about africa and africans. Are they ignorants or are they trying to drive me crazy?...
sophisticatedyouth: EVERY African has more than one freezer in their home. it’s just a thing I guess. *kanye shrug* One’s for the meat and other one is for the stews and soups and other one is filled with containers of left over food
Be careful, o. I have a knife in my hand– My Mom (via adwoax3)
juwairiyah: So, my dad heard Somebody I Use To Know by Gotye on the radio and fell in love with it. So, being the logical person he is he recorded it. As soon as he came home from work he came to me and was like Jay, whats this song *plays recording*. oh thats somebody i use to know. okay get it for me. okay *gets youtube video* okay now get the lyrics video *gets lyrics video*. He starts...
as-ha: So my mom and I were watching t.v and this Bank of America commercial came on.Towards the end there was this little hijabi typing on a computer! My mom is convinced that it’s my cousin! So she immediately called my cousins mom, and omg I can’t breath this is so funny. There so delusional and funny! My mom is convinced they filmed her at school without informing her it would be on t.v!
Ghana is always second to Nigeria. So sayeth the lord thy God– Villaglesiastes 4:19, Oga James Version (via thatnigeriankid) What I love about Nigerians is their sense of humor. This is a joke and its too funny. Ha ha ha ha (via everything-ghana) That’s why Obama went to Ghana not Nigeria. Yeah ok. Makes sense
everything-ghana: Not being able to count calories because all you eat is African food
hashtaggoodtimes asked: Called my brother ototo (little brother in japanese). Aunt almost kills me. Turns out toto is the c*** word in creole.
amaka23: I just literally yelled at my mother…. and this is the only time I’m grateful for the long distance between us. If not, someone would be reading my eulogy at this very moment.
My dad: *looks at my brother's school report*: I pay school but my children are still dumb! Msheeew!
lol my brother's soo protective
Older Cousin Eric: Hey booboo
Me: Hi ugly
Older Brother: Don't talk to my little sister like you're talking to one of you little chicken leg girlfriends
Not being able to sleep cause someone in the house is cooking something yummy<
obenibo: everything-ghana: You gotta learn to use monotone cuz when African parents are mad they think everything you say you’re being sassy or rude mtwwwwww Or “having an attitude” Also, keep your breathing normal. Any shaky breaths or extended sighs will be interpreted the same way.